In honor of the release of "News from Erewhon," by Martha Deed and Millie Niss, which features a unicorn (but which is fortunately not about unicorns in any serious manner), www.sporkworld.org is offering a genuine unicorn to any user who is the first to point out a bug on www.sporkworld.org by email to Spork (please include your snail mail address with bug report). The unicorn will be accompanied by an authentic Sporkworld Certificate of Appreciation, suitable for framing. (See conditions below.)

This offer is subject to the following conditions: Bugs must be on pages which are accessible via linking from the home page www.sporkworld.org. This offer is limited to one unicorn per person per annum. Sporkworld reserves the right to send any sort of unicorn it deems acceptable including, but not limited to: live unicorns, stuffed unicorns, tin unicorns, glass unicorns, rusty unicorns, three-legged unicorns, paper unicorns, and hornless unicorns. The offer will be filled within thirty (30) business days of the receipt of the bug report. Sporkworld is solely responsible for determining the accuracy and primacy of any bug reports submitted to Sporkworld in response to this offer. Sporkworld reserves the right to define, "bug," in any way consistent with its definition in The New Hackers Dictionary. This offer void where prohibited by law and is not valid on U.S. military bases or within one (1) mile of a U.S. military installation. A statement certifying the reporter's suitable distance from any U.S. military installation must accompany all bug reports. In addition, this offer is not valid within one thousand (1000) feet of The White House, The Capitol, or any U.S. Diplomatic Mission. Sporkworld reserves the right to withdraw this offer at any time without notice. Any disputes regarding bug reports will be decided in favor of Sporkworld, and there is no recourse (NONE) to U.S.or New York State Courts, or Courts in any other jurisdiction. There will also be no recourse to arbitration, mediation, or consensus procedures according to the customs of the Religious Society of Friends. This offer is not valid in Duluth, Missoula, Passy, The Vatican, Romania, Paris, cream-colored bungalows, Mount Calvary, amusement parks, any Park in The City of New York, farms, shopping malls, no parking zones, tents, Cornell University, Texas A & M University, O'Reilly's Bar (anywhere), the George Washington Bridge, or to any person floating on or submerged in the Hudson River. This offer will expire July 12th, 2006.