You say, "Who gave you dem' sparkles in yer eyes?"

She says, "You're the third guy to ask me that tonight."

It's Valentine's Day, and you want ass.

What now?

Say "Somethin' wrong with you, you can't enjoy a compliment?" Say "What are ya doin' in a bar if ya don't want to talk?" Move to the stool next to her, on the other side from the big guy.